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BULL
STREET
– The art of the Con
The Short Story of a Con
Whitney was a social butterfly that could not get
enough of the accolades that a position of power and prestige offered. Ultimately
he began to believe that he was infallible and went down the drain when placed
in a position obviously too intellectually demanding for him to handle. However,
Whitney stole money to maintain his position rather than to earn it, furthermore
he believed that he was entitled to what he illegally garnered and to a degree
was shameless. However, there are other ways to steal money. Take the case of
my friend, Bruce Berrien.
I don’t have the slightest idea of how my path crossed
with that of Bruce but one day he seemed to have suddenly sprung into my life
as a long forgotten friend that I never knew. The timeframe was probably in
the middle 80s and I was running a major Wall Street Securities firm. However
Bruce came into being, it turns out that Bruce, an extremely precious young
man, charmed me. He was probably about 26 years old at the time that he weaved
the most incredible story: he was born into the family that were the major shareholders
of American Cyanamid, a major American chemical conglomerate. He had been given
a trust by his family that amounted to hundreds of millions of dollars, but
sadly it could only be invaded under certain very strict conditions. He had
recently been divorced by Betsy Bloomingdale, the heir to the Bloomingdale Department
Store fortune and was feeling a tad blue.
However, much more important was the fact that he
was now living with a man that was asserted to be one of the heir’s to the Du
Pont Chemical Company’s fortune. I believe that this man’s name was “Red” Shandor.
It seems that Red, being a charitable man had taken Bruce in when he learned
that the lad had somehow become infected with incurable cancer and would now
only have several more months to live. Bruce had no living relatives and in
exchange for Red’s courtesies, purportedly Bruce had left his entire estate
to Shandor as his only remaining friend. We did some minor checking on Shandor
and he seemed to be more or less what he had claimed and he in turn that to
some degree seemed to vouch for what Bruce was saying and it was indeed a mouthful.
More importantly, Bruce threw some of the greatest
parties in history on Red’s American Express Cards. I mean we are talking about
some truly prodigious events. For example, I well remember the time that we
were invited for cocktails at the home a famous French Sculptress who lived
in a fabled apartment on Park Avenue. When we had finished ogling her place
and done with our cocktails and appetizers, Limo’s were awaiting in the circular
driveway downstairs, believe it or not, truly one for each couple to take us
literally down the block to the Edwardian Room at the Plaza Hotel. Our small
group it seems, maybe twenty of us would be taking over the entire room for
an intimate dinner where we could “talk”. Although it may have happened before,
I was kind of a regular at the Plaza and had never seen it closed for a private
party. This seemed a first.
My recollection of the dinner guests went something
like this, a Countess from some exotic country in Europe, the head of a major
American University, naturally the world class French Sculptress, a very prominent
politician and several well known industrialists. However, there were several
very unusual things about the dinner, not one of the invitees had ever met
any of the others previous to that night and none of them seemed to know either
Bruce or Red all that well; there was literally no business agenda and none
was one intended, the house wine that was being served was Chateau Lafitte Rothschild,
1959 as I remember. At the time that stuff was bringing about $600 bucks a bottle
and they were pouring it like it was water. The people although charming seemed
very confused about what was going on, however, it seemed as though a good time
was had by all.
This kind of dinner became de rigueur with
Bruce and his friends, most of whom did not become regulars, however this may
have been the best part of it all. You never really knew who would turn up at
his affairs and for the most part the crowd was always extremely entertaining.
Bruce never asked anything in return, although I did introduce him to one of
my lawyers when he asked about his possible breaking some of the codicils in
his will. My attorney become somewhat upset after having numerous meetings with
Bruce and found that he could never deliver the required documents that were
needed. He said it almost seemed like Bruce needed someone to talk to.
However, no matter who came and went, he still
had the ever loyal “Red” Shandor who was now taking care of him like a baby.
Moreover, Red’s American Express Card was being used by Bruce at an ever increasing
clip. We were starting to see a tad of stress in Red’s eyes, but after all,
he was going to be coming into millions soon and it didn’t look like Bruce would
be getting his hands on any of it before that time based on what my lawyer had
said. However, other strange things began to occur. Bruce indicated that he
had a fleet of private jets available, thanks to his relationship with American
Cyanamid and on numerous occasions offered to give my friends rides in these
planes to wherever they may be traveling. This seemed a stretch, but if he wanted
to let them use the planes it was better than having them sit on a runway doing
nothing. However, on several occasions they took him up on these offers but
for some unknown reason, the planes never seemed to arrive. However, Bruce was
right there with an excuse for whatever happened and more often then not, it
was always fairly credible. People became made, but Bruce was a charmer and
was soon forgiven.
On one occasion I was involved in a real estate
deal in South Florida regarding the Turnberry property. It was an elegant place
and they had a magnificent yacht club on the premises. Hearing about my planned
trip, Bruce informed me that his boat was in storage at the Port of Miami and
he could easily ask the captain to pick me up for a tour of the Inland Waterway
or whatever else I desired. He informed me that there was nothing further to
do other than be on the Turnberry Dock at the designated hour, he would take
care of the rest. Stupidly, I showed up at the appointed hour but the boat
never came Unfortunately, I waited for some time to be picked up but finally
gave up in disgust. However, as Bruce explained to me later, the boat had not
been used for some time and air somehow got into the gas lines and clogged them
so badly that the boat had become inoperable. Thus, the engine could not turn
over and the ships communication system was in for overhaul and therefore they
could not get to me with the news. This story was pretty lame and as nothing
else had added up about Bruce, it was pretty easy to read the score card.
However, “Red” seemed to be a pretty sharp guy and
that left some credibility, was he in it only for Bruce’s money? Moreover,
for someone that was going to die any day now, Bruce looked awfully healthy.
When I returned to New York I thought little about Bruce and his partner because
they required nothing from me and I was having a fairly good time whenever they
wanted to foot the bill. It was a Saturday night and I was having dinner at
my favorite restaurant, the Giraffe on East 58th Street. This had
been my hangout for some time and I knew the management quite well. The owner
came over to my table and asked me about Mr. Berrien. How well did I know him
and could be trusted? I asked my friend why he had wanted that information and
he indicated that Mr. Berrien had unbeknownst to me, been able to open a house
charge account and the bill was now into five figures. What should management
do” they inquired?
My answer was rather simple, give him about a day
to pay up and if he didn’t, call the police. They later let me know that they
had done exactly what I had advised, the bill was put onto one of Mr. Berrien’s
associate’s credit card and the matter was settled. Mr. Berrien was now holding
court down the street at another one of my hangouts at the time, Bruno’s. However,
they never mentioned his name and I had never brought him into the restaurant.
I was beginning to feel rather bad for them.
One day when I was in my office I had a visit from
two of New York’s finest that asked my secretary whether I could spare a minute
for them. I was booked for the day and asked her to make another appointment
for some day when I would not be as rushed. She came back into my office looking
rather pale, clutching a picture of Bruce and myself at Belmont Park in a rather
festive mode. This indeed put a different light on things and I visited with
the officers for a time. As best as I could figure out, Bruce had been a career
criminal, he was not the least bit sick. His modus operendi was to tell once
affluent socialites the very same story that he had told Shandor hoping for
sympathy along with a meal ticket. Apparently someone had finally wised up,
possibly Shandor and had called the police. At this point Bruce had outlived
his life expectancy by at least two months.
I later heard that Shandor’s credit had totally
shot and that he had been taken in by Berrien to the max. Berrien was soon assigned
a bunk in the nefarious Ryker’s Island Prison and spent a substantial amount
of time being catered too by the State of New York. Eventually he was released
into the custody of another party, this time it was a husband and wife team
with whom he had been communicating from jail. They took him in, apparently
buying the same silly story that Shandor had been sold. I was later told that
Berrien had gathered together all of the silver and every valuable possession
in the house and pawned the whole shooting match one day while they were out.
He then left town but was soon caught by the police and never again was allowed
to use pencils that had points on them.
I have not heard from Bruce in over a decade and many things
may have happened to him in the meanwhile, but I will tell you this; Bruce was
the best liar I had ever run across and working on Wall Street, that is saying
a whole mouthful. He never dropped a stitch when making up a story and his yarns
were imaginative to say the least. He was indeed an amazing confidence man,
especially for his age. God help us all when he grows up. However, to the best
of my knowledge, the only benefit that he received was to live well and to exist
on the very edge. Any of his stories could have been checked in an instant if
anyone had really wanted to but we were all having a good time on Red’s money
and he was vouching for the lad. . He would give us names, dates and lineage
if we only asked. Bruce stole, not for the money but for the game. It was his
wits against ours and for the most part, once he had identified his quarry,
he came out ahead. I would hate to meet Bruce the day he decides to go into
the business of conning people for real money.
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